'''Note:''' You cannot use Parry Everything with an item that has a volume less than half a cubic foot, if you're medium. Octuple that for size category larger than that you are, and divide that by four for every size category smaller than that you are.

'''Note:''' Each time you use Parry Everything, you get a cumulative -3 penalty to any attack rolls you make with Parry Everything that lasts until the end of your next turn. You also drop whatever item you used for the ability, and it falls a number of feet away from you in a random direction equal to the amount of damage it prevented.