Variable Distiller (3.5e Equipment)

Author: Eiji-kun (talk) Date Created: 12-16-14 Status: Complete Editing: Mechanical changes on Talk

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Variable Distiller

Variable Distiller

Price:	300 gp
Body Slot:	—
Caster Level:	3rd
Aura:	Faint Transmutation
Activation:	See text
Weight:	5 lbs

This complex array of tubes and vessels can turn any random goop into a questionable potion. Empty bottles not included.

This item can create potions by filling the input vessel with at least 1 cup of water, 20 gp in alchemical reagents, and 1/2 a pound of random organic debris. Scraps of food, plant matter, cloth and paper, and similar mundane objects can be placed inside and the lid closed. After 24 hours of simmering, the components exit the other end as a randomly colored and randomly scented potion on the other side. The color and flavor of the potion gives no indication to the function, and in fact only 4th level and higher spells can even identify the nature of the potions. The distiller can produce 1 potion a day, refer to the table below to the random effect of these potions.

Random Potion Chart

d20	Name	Effect
1	Black Gold Vial	As a potion of inflict critical wounds.
2	Black Silver Vial	As a potion of inflict serious wounds.
3	Black Copper Vial	As a potion of inflict moderate wounds.
4	Black Iron Vial	As a potion of inflict light wounds.
5	Spark Soup	You are point blank center for a fireball, with a caster level equal to your character level and a DC of 13 + your highest mental ability score. You are also affected by the blast, no save.
6	Jitter Brew	You gain a +10 increase in speed but a –2 penalty to attack rolls and any skill checks involving the use of hands as you are jittery and shaky. This lasts for 1 hour.
7	Muscle Shake	All your physical ability scores increase by an alchemical bonus of +2, and your mental ability scores decrease by –2, for 1 hour.
8	Cold Iron Vial	Your arcane spell failure chance increases by +10% and it applies to all spells and psionics, not just arcane. However you gain a +3 alchemical bonus on saves against supernatural, spells, and spell-like effects.. This lasts for 1 hour.
9	Metal Malt	Your weight is increased by ×8 for 1 hour. You move as if you were wearing heavy armor (but you are not counted as wearing armor, nor does it stack with heavy armor). You gain a +4 Stability bonus (as a dwarf) which stacks with the dwarven racial feature.
10	Sparkling Water	Nothing happens.
11	Loud Soda	All your colors change for 1 hour, generally loud and garish.
12	Bubble Tea	Your weight is reduced to a fraction of an ounce for 1 hour. You can walk on water and other surfaces that won't support you, but you count as three sizes smaller for the purposes of wind effects.
13	Mana Ether	Your caster level and spell DCs increase by by an alchemical bonus of +1 for 1 hour, but you take a –3 penalty on all supernatural, spells, and spell-like effects.
14	Brain Ooze	All your mental ability scores increase by +2 by an alchemical bonus of, and your physical ability scores decrease by –2, for 1 hour.
15	Metal Slug Juice	You take a –4 penalty on initiative checks, –2 AC, and cannot make attacks of opportunity, but you gain +1 temporary hp per HD each round. Temporary hp overlaps, it does not stack. This lasts for 1 hour.
16	Null Water	Nothing seems to happen. However, the next spell (good or bad) which affects you within 1 hour is automatically negated for you.
17	White Iron Vial	As a potion of cure light wounds.
18	White Copper Vial	As a potion of cure moderate wounds.
19	White Silver Vial	As a potion of cure serious wounds.
20	White Gold Vial	As a potion of cure critical wounds.

Those with the Brew Potion feat only spend 10 gp on each potion instead of 20, and may roll twice and take the better result when making the potion result. The caster level of all potions is 3rd.

Prerequisites: Brew Potion, Craft Wondrous Item, quick potion^SpC
Cost to Create: 150 gp, 12 EXP, 1 day.

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