User talk:Luigifan18/Suddenly Poop Train (3.5e Spell)

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RatedOppose.png Sulacu opposes this article and rated it 0 of 4.
According to its description, the filth train was already made of feces. In light of that, why does this even exist? Is this like the proper 24-carat feces for the real connoisseurs as opposed to the filth train's mere low-grade pedestrian feces? These articles are literally fifty shades of shit.
RatedOppose.png Leziad opposes this article and rated it 0 of 4.
What everyone said pretty much stand there, I can only echoes their words.
RatedOppose.png Spanambula opposes this article and rated it 0 of 4.
Sure, I'll jump on the bandwagon here. Aside from the subject matter, the spell suffers from having to read a small novella to find out what it actually does, annoying DMs and Players alike. That in and of itself would probably just be a dislike, but having to reading the words "poop train" over and over push me into the path of Opposition. I vote for a courtesy flush here.
RatedOppose.png Undead Knave opposes this article and rated it 0 of 4.
I was surprised to find this hadn't already been downvoted by...well really by everyone. It has all of the problems that material does - exceeding length, ridiculous levels of granularity, loopholes caused both despite and because of the level of granularity, unnecessary links - that this is kind of a perfect example of all the things that are wrong with most of your work.

The only things that are missing are links to tvtropes (although I'm counting the youtube link for this article) and song lyrics. Thank heaven for small mercies, I suppose.

RatedOppose.png Ganteka Future opposes this article and rated it 0 of 4.
Gee, who would have thought that a spell about poop could be such a mess. This is another one of those cases where it starts as a joke that you'd probably have to be there for and then expands on it with overly complicated mechanics and variable side cases on top of those complicated mechanics. This is a suitable way to ruin an encounter, because this spell is garbage. It's also not particularly amusing for whatever that's worth. This should have been rated a year ago. Oopsie poopsie.