Thiccener (3.5e Equipment)

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Author: Ganteka Future (talk)
Date Created: 13th April 2019
Status: THICC
Editing: Clarity edits only please
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Thiccener
Price: 50 gp
Body Slot:
Caster Level: 1st
Aura: Faint Transmutation
Activation: Standard
Weight: 1/2 lb

"Past the lips, straight to the hips."

This thick and gooey, smooth, translucent slurry looks more like bright ectoplasm in a jar than it does health-food. Its minimal but long-lasting boost provides nutrition as a meal for a Medium creature. Its flavor varies on regional and variable nonmagical ingredients, additions and substitutions. Fruit-flavored options are most common, but heartier, savory versions exist. Careless, quickly produced batches have been noted to be "like drinking greasy slime" or "if gravy and pineapple got married".

When consumed, thiccener provides a +2 bonus to Constitution (as if by totemic power) and grants Rapid Healing 2 for 1d4+1 hours.

It can be made in batches up to 20 at a time without increasing the crafting time.

Notice: This substance should not be fed to sparkle horses.

Prerequisites: Brew Potion or Craft Wondrous Item, and totemic power.
Cost to Create: 25 GP, 2 EXP, 1 day.



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AuthorGanteka Future +
Body Slot+
Cost50 gp +
Identifier3.5e Equipment +
RatingUndiscussed +
SummaryA thick, nutrient-rich slurry that goes down smooth, temporarily boosting stamina and providing slow healing for a few hours. "Mmmm... so thicc." +
TitleThiccener +