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*Final Rebuke --> Final Re-puke = As Greater Re-puke, except that the caster vomits up his entire stomach on the final round of puking, instantly reducing his Constitutuon score to 1. One minute after that, his Constitution drops to 0, killing him.
*Reciprocal Gyre --> Reciprocal Liar = For 1 day/level, whenever somebody attempts a Bluff check on the caster, he immediately counters with a Bluff of his own.
*Moon Path --> Moon Bath = ...Why the hell is the moon in a bathtub?!? Nothing happens immediately, but on the next full moon, the moon inexplicably appears to be in a giant bathtub. This drives lycanthropes even crazier than usual, and they all take a -−10 penalty on their Control Shape checks. The caster must also succeed on a Will save upon seeing it or spend the entire night in a comatose stupor, his brain broken (Wisdom reduced to 0) by the sheer stupidity of the event. Afterwards, he must succeed on another Will save (with his Wisdom score still treated as 0) to regain his Wisdom. If he fails, he remains in the stupor for an entire month.
*Moon Lust --> Moon List = Let's see, there's Phobos and Deimos for Mars, Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, and about 60 others for Jupiter... The caster and everyone nearby gets lectured by an astronomer, and must make Will saves against intense boredom.
*Moon Blade --> Moon Laid = ...Is that the Moon humping an asteroid?!? Nothing happens immediately, but all who see the next full moon take 2d6 points of Wisdom damage, Will save for half, as the ludicrosity of the moon humping an asteroid breaks their minds. The caster takes 2d6 Wisdom drain instead, which likewise can be halved if he succeeds on a Will save. Lycanthropes go crazier than usual, taking a −5 penalty on their Control Shape checks.
*Moon Bolt --> Moon Jolt = What kind of moron would give the moon caffeine...? Nothing happens immediately, but during the next full moon, the moon moves erratically through the night sky, forcing everyone who sees it to make a Will save or spend the entire night under a ''confusion'' effect (as the spell). The caster instead gets driven permanently insane if he fails his Will save, as the ''insanity'' spell.
*Moonbeam --> Moonream = The caster's buttocks gleam with a brilliant light that destroy his pants, leaving him naked from the waist down.
*Moonbow --> Moonblow = ...An odd pale liquid is falling from the sky - '''''OH DEAR GOD!!!!!!''''' Everyone in a 4-mile radius takes 5d4 points of Wisdom drain from sheer disgust, but is allowed a Will save to halve the amount of Wisdom lost. A Fortitude save is also required to avoid becoming nauseous - success means that you are merely sickened instead.
*Moonfire --> Moonfire (Broke) = Nothing happens immediately, but on the next full moon... the moon appears to be burning. Everyone who sees it must make a Will save; those who fail become utterly convinced that the apocalypse is at hand, and [[Maddened (3.5e Condition)|become permanently insane]]. Those who succeed on their Will saves are still confused for 1 minute/level. Also, the DM is entitled - nay, ''encouraged'' - to mislead the players into thinking the campaign has suddenly become a blatant ripoff of the works of H.P. Lovecraft.
*Sphere of Ultimate Destruction --> Fear of Ultimate Destruction = The caster becomes outrageously paranoid and perceives his or her enemies as being much more powerful than they actually are. As a result, he/she takes a −20 penalty on saves against Fear effects and level checks to resist Intimidate. However, he/she also takes over-the-top measures to protect his/her body and soul, which results in gaining a +10 bonus on saves and AC against effects that could obliterate him/her; for this purpose, "obliteration" is defined as being killed in a fashion that destroys remains and/or damages or traps the soul, such as a devourer's trap essence attack, ''disintegrate'', ''black blade of disaster'', ''trap the soul'', a demilich's soul trap attack, etc.
Hopefully this serves as a good starting point to distort other spells through this one in hilarious fashion. :p --[[User:Luigifan18|Luigifan18]] ([[User talk:Luigifan18|talk]]) 20:31, 15 October 2012 (UTC)
