OneNode (3.5e Deity)
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| Lesser Deity | |
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| Symbol: | A red X on a white box |
| Home Plane: | Internet |
| Alignment: | Stupid Evil |
| Portfolio: | Disconnection, lag, denial of service, and frustration. |
| Clergy Alignments: | Lawful Evil, Neutral Evil, Chaotic Evil, and all Stupid alignments. |
| Domains: | DDoS, Failure, Insecurity, and Procrastination |
| Favored Weapon: | Whip (made from an unplugged internet cable) |
OneNode is a tricky digital god which offers aid and information, only to steal away the ideas at the last second. OneNode's ultimate dream is for all creatures to be utterly disconnected from each other, dumb, mute, blind, and deaf, unable to even realize there are others and sealing away all ideas under a Page Not Found ward. OneNode does not respond to divinations and never grants miracles, attempts at doing so only receiving a busy signal or a pre-recorded useless message. One would think it would be bad for OneNode to hide itself from the world, but curiously the public face of OneNode is always visible via its site which doesn't appear to be hosted on its own crumbling infrastructure.
Dogma[edit]
OneNode desires the end to information, and it does that by tricking others into granting it rights to communication channels, then removing it when they need it the most.
Clergy and Temples[edit]
Worships of OneNode consist of the mad, and those tricked into thinking OneNode is a god of communication and intelligence. It supports these false ideas for a while, only to take it away and drive its followers into despair, feeding off of it and slowly driving them insane. Those who do not explode from frustration become crazy enough to follow it and sucker others into the cycle.
Pantheon[edit]
This god is part of the internet pantheon, worshiped somewhere beyond the fourth wall.
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| Alignment | Stupid Evil + |
| Allowed Alignments | Lawful Evil +, Neutral Evil +, Chaotic Evil + and and all Stupid alignments. + |
| Author | Eiji-kun + |
| Domain | DDoS +, Failure +, Insecurity + and and Procrastination + |
| Favored Weapon | Whip (made from an unplugged internet cable) + |
| Home Plane | Internet + |
| Identifier | 3.5e Deity + |
| Pantheon | Internet + |
| Portfolio | Disconnection, lag, denial of service, and frustration. + |
| Rating | Undiscussed + |
| Summary | OneNode is a tricky digital god which offers aid and information, only to steal away the ideas at the last second. + |
| Symbol | A red X on a white box + |
| Title | OneNode + |
| Type | Lesser + |
