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"Communism is not love. Communism is a hammer which we use to crush the enemy" - Christian Weston Chandler
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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==Antitheist==
[[Summary::Antitheists are euphoric, not because of some phony God's blessing but because they are enlightened by their own intelligence.
Antitheists come from many different pantheons and groups. More often the results of suburban cultures. They are disillusioned by group-think and the spirits of the times, and instead want to pretend to be more intelligent than others. In the past, anthitheists have been called incels, permavirgins, weirdos, and pedophiles. This sensationalism is pretty true, it would be accurate to say that they are enlightened fedora wearers. Antitheists of all forms have a lot of whining and moaning to test the sanity of clerics, paladins, holy warriors. Unsurprisingly, antitheist, are '''not''' devil-worshippers as they lack the balls to commit to anything truly edgy and too far outside their soft suburban living. Antitheists despise religion, but embrace group think and rely on atheist authors to think for them. However, antitheists see a value in going on the offensive against divine spell-casters – using the symbols of Satanism bought for 3 dollars from Wiccan book stores to annoy Christians during sunday. Antitheists can only gain sustenance through consumption of Kek's communion, which includes Tendies and Mountain Dew.]]
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The class features names are only archetypes (of Hipster deities), if your system uses a unique set of deities, simply change the names to fit your setting. For example, if your campaign in in a H. P. Lovecraft world, change Autistic Screeching to Cthulhu’s Call. But all effects remain the same. Further, none of the abilities are derived or gifted from actual deities(Once again, too big of pussies to actually worship Satan).
===Becoming a Antitheist===
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