Talk:Misspell (3.5e Spell)

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	Luigifan18 favors this article and rated it 4 of 4!
	Reading this spell completely cracks me up. (Did you see the ways I thought up for this to screw up some other spells?) Anyways, if I ever meet the famous Mr. Welch, I'm so pointing him to this spell!

Tarkisflux favors this article and rated it 4 of 4!

Wow. I wish I had this spell back in the 2e days when I had my wild mage. I don't think I'd cast anything else... Nostalgia aside, it's a reasonably powerful moderate level spell that is extremely flavorful. It's not a particularly large threat at it's level, as it could be dispelled or removed or whatever, but it lasts long enough to frustrate an enemy caster without backup and buys you some time even if they have it.

Non-SRD spells?

I was just wondering how some non-SRD spells would fit into the framework of this spell's effect. So far, I've come up with these spells from the Spell Compendium:

• Avasculate --> Avast, U Late! = You skip your next turn. If you are on a ship, everyone else gets a sudden urge to throw you overboard.
• Avascular Mass --> Avast, U R Mast! = You get teleported onto the nearest ship and become imprisoned within its mast.
• Barghest's Feast --> Barghest's Yeast = A barghest in a stereotypical chef costume appears and attempts to sell you baked goods.
• Blackfire --> Smack Tire = You get whacked upside the head with a rubber-lined wheel from out of absolutely nowhere.
• Black Blade of Disaster --> Black Braid of Disaster = You gain a pitch-black ponytail, but the rest of your hair becomes ludicrously messy and disheveled, imposing a -1 penalty to Charisma checks.
• Drown --> Brown = Caster turns brown. Treat as a curse, permanent until removed.
• Drown, Mass --> Brown, Mass = As brown, but affects several creatures.
• Earth Reaver --> Earth Beaver = A clay sculpture of a beaver appears.
• Flame Dagger --> Tame Stag Herd = Caster is surrounded by friendly male deer, as if he had cast summon nature's ally.
• Reality Maelstrom --> Reality Mail Storm = A hole opens up in the sky and a deluge of letters tumbles out.
• Rebuke --> Re-puke = The caster vomits voluminously (losing the rest of his turn), then vomits again 2 rounds later (losing that turn as well).
• Greater Rebuke --> Greater Re-puke = As Re-puke, except that the caster continues to waste a turn vomiting every other round until it's happened a number of times equal to his caster level.
• Final Rebuke --> Final Re-puke = As Greater Re-puke, except that the caster vomits up his entire stomach on the final round of puking, instantly reducing his Constitutuon score to 1. One minute after that, his Constitution drops to 0, killing him.
• Reciprocal Gyre --> Reciprocal Liar = For 1 day/level, whenever somebody attempts a Bluff check on the caster, he immediately counters with a Bluff of his own.
• Moon Path --> Moon Bath = ...Why the hell is the moon in a bathtub?!? Nothing happens immediately, but on the next full moon, the moon inexplicably appears to be in a giant bathtub. This drives lycanthropes even crazier than usual, and they all take a -10 penalty on their Control Shape checks. The caster must also succeed on a Will save upon seeing it or spend the entire night in a comatose stupor, his brain broken (Wisdom reduced to 0) by the sheer stupidity of the event. Afterwards, he must succeed on another Will save (with his Wisdom score still treated as 0) to regain his Wisdom. If he fails, he remains in the stupor for an entire month.
• Moon Lust --> Moon List = Let's see, there's Phobos and Deimos for Mars, Io, Europa, Ganymede, Callisto, and about 60 others for Jupiter... The caster and everyone nearby gets lectured by an astronomer, and must make Will saves against intense boredom.
• Moon Blade --> Moon Laid = ...Is that the Moon humping an asteroid?!? Nothing happens immediately, but all who see the next full moon take 2d6 points of Wisdom damage, Will save for half, as the ludicrosity of the moon humping an asteroid breaks their minds. The caster takes 2d6 Wisdom drain instead, which likewise can be halved if he succeeds on a Will save.
• Moon Bolt --> Moon Jolt = What kind of moron would give the moon caffeine...? Nothing happens immediately, but during the next full moon, the moon moves erratically through the night sky, forcing everyone who sees it to make a Will save or spend the entire night under a confusion effect (as the spell). The caster instead gets driven permanently insane if he fails his Will save, as the insanity spell.
• Moonbeam --> Moonream = The caster's buttocks gleam with a brilliant light that destroy his pants, leaving him naked from the waist down.
• Moonbow --> Moonblow = ...An odd pale liquid is falling from the sky - OH DEAR GOD!!!!!! Everyone in a 4-mile radius takes 5d4 points of Wisdom drain from sheer disgust, but is allowed a Will save to halve the amount of Wisdom lost. A Fortitude save is also required to avoid becoming nauseous - success means that you are merely sickened instead.
• Moonfire --> Moonfire (Broke) = Nothing happens immediately, but on the next full moon... the moon appears to be burning. Everyone who sees it must make a Will save; those who fail become utterly convinced that the apocalypse is at hand, and become permanently insane. Those who succeed on their Will saves are still confused for 1 minute/level. Also, the DM is entitled - nay, encouraged - to mislead the players into thinking the campaign has suddenly become a blatant ripoff of the works of H.P. Lovecraft.

Hopefully this serves as a good starting point to distort other spells through this one in hilarious fashion. :p --Luigifan18 (talk) 20:31, 15 October 2012 (UTC)

Mass?

I've been looking at it, and I wonder, given it's not actually a complete shutdown of casters per se... would this do better as a Mass spell? With touch and save negates on a good save, things are pretty stacked against you anyway. Mass would also contribute to the chaotic aspect of the spell. I think I've overleveled it, perhaps. Discuss. -- Eiji-kun (talk) 01:08, 5 September 2013 (UTC)